Houston, we have a problem....

It has emerged in a newly published book that Osama Bin Laden was, as a young man, obsessed with American diva Whitney Houston, to the point of, apparently, even fantasising about marrying her.

Now I've heard of guys going to extreme lengths to get a girl's attention, but I can't help feeling that frankly Osama has gone a wee bit too far.

If they catch Osama, will it be like that scene in "The Bodyguard", where the slightly "special" janitor with the shrine to Whitney in his locker is captured by the cops?

"So, I'll ask you again, did you destroy the World Trade Centre?"

"Noooooooo, noooooooo".

Whatever happens, we've got to act quickly. It must only be matter of time before somebody flies a plane into Bobby Brown.

Peace. X