Friday, May 19, 2006

The more observant among you may have noticed...

...that a recent post has, due to the mutual will of those it involved, been deleted in it's entirety. If I am to impart any wisdom to my readers from this it is that problems are best discussed face to face and not via the internet, where, you know, everyone can see (blush).

For those that did read it, and for what it's worth, you will be thrilled to learn that the matter in hand has been all but resolved. Normal service will be resumed shortly.

Nothing to see here. Please disperse...

Peace. X

Monday, May 15, 2006

I am an absentee landlord...

...as far as this blog is concerned. I leave huge gaps between posts and then I'm overfaced by the amount I have to catch up on.

Hell, I just can't motivate myself to keep up to date with it. I could do it every day, but lets be frank - it's not like thousands of readers are hanging on my every word. Besides, why should the world care that I did a gig on a wet Tuesday in Rhyl to a dozen people and then this happened and so I said this and blah blah blah etc?

I've done all sorts of things since my last blog - a trip to Jersey was particularly good fun (it feels very rock and roll getting a plane to a gig, even if it was only a 45 minute flight) - but I can't even begin to list them.

I'll try and keep this daily, I really will. If only for my own benefit. To keep me writing. To help me be creative. To help me convince myself that anyone gives a shit, and would inexplicably take time out of their busy, busy lives to read it.

So...

Nothing has happened today yet. Well, not really, nothing worth reporting.

Erm, watch this space.

Peace. X

Friday, May 05, 2006

Like pulling teeth...

... last night at the Blue Cat in Stockport. It's normally a sweet little gig but the beautiful weather hurt the attendance, meaning I had to go on first to about 15 people. I got my laughs, but they did take some coaxing to abandon their initial predilection for icy staring.

Well, it's been a while... had a nice weekend in London. Bron and Chris were going down to see friends so I got a lift. We stopped in Oxford to see Bron's freind Katie on the way and I had my first experience of narrow boat punting. Katie navigated the waterways with expert aplomb but I have to admit to being terrified - never have I been so frightened on something moving so slowly. Every time someone moved the boat rocked and I felt like screaming at them to keep still.

The gig, at the Hob in Forest Hill, was cool - I compered and got into a dialogue with an old man on the front row. Or rather I didn't, as any attempt to engage him in banter was cut short with a gruff and quite threatening, "Don't bother". I was backstage during the last interval and found - of all the things - a real bullet proof jacket. I enquired with the landlord as to where he acquired this and he shrugged and said "Don't ask". 'Nuff said. Anyway, I put it on and went onstage for the last section, looked the old man in the eye and said, "Right, I've taken my precautions so I'll give it one last try - what's your name, mate?". It got a big laugh.

On Sunday night we went to see the Comedy Store Players, which was brilliant as, with my recent forays into improv, it was cool to see arguably the best troupe in the country in action. Paul Merton was playing, which was a special treat for me - I am an admirer of his.

Oh, Bron wants the computer so I'm off. I'll fill you in on the rest of my recent adventures soon.

Peace. X